Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Haley Kalil, whose divorce papers following her split from the former NFL star offensive lineman are officially filed, is busy creating content in Mexico this week. While some women get into a cocoon and crush Burger King Whoppers while trying to figure out where the marriage went wrong, Haley breaks her ass off in Mexcio to earn money to support herself as a single woman — and apparently smash burgers.
A look at Haley’s Instagram Story this week shows that (1.) she stopped by a McDonald’s with friends where she dropped a “hell yes” reaction to a huge platter of burgers, fries and McNuggs (2.) she enjoys life in Los Cabos where it’s sunny, buns.
That’s exactly how you celebrate a divorce. Don’t gorge yourself on Whoppers at home where it’s dark and dreary. Go to the beach and crack. Treat yourself.
Guys I know you think it’s a great time to slip into Haley’s DMs to shoot your shot with burger pickup lines but it’s clearly a really bad time for you to do such a thing. This 29-year-old swimsuit model is clearly about to have the summer of her life after throwing Matt Kalil on the sidewalk.
Haley married Matt in 2015. You can do the math. That’s right, she was in her early twenties and now she’s 30 in early August.
This combination of freedom and an upcoming 30th officially puts Haley on pop culture team OutKick’s radar for summer 2022.
Buckle up, you’re going to start seeing a lot more of this woman and hopefully her McDonald’s content.